I love ironic humor, but it’s not nearly so amusing when I’m the butt of it. I’ll tell you what happened. You know me, I don’t like to complain. Well, okay, I do, but here’s the thing. I had just finished writing a piece for here about how I seem to be doing something wrong – on several fronts – but I don’t know what it is. Things just aren’t working right. I described in some detail the problems I was having with Lazarus, my cats, and finally, my sewing machine. And just as I was ready to post it — ZAP! it was gone! Now I’ve written over 200,000 words in the past six months or so, and I thought I was fairly familiar with the computer keyboard, but Hey! somewhere on this evil contraption there is a feral key that is gobbling my work and then spewing it off to a Cosmic File somewhere. It’s happened before, but not for a long time. (And fortunately, not during the writing of The Novel.)
I had come to the computer to write the article as an antidote to the murderous rage that my sewing machine had driven me to. And now, this! It’s official. I am harboring a gremlin. I don’t know where; I don’t know how; I don’t know why. I only know that I’m ready to kill. If it weren’t so expensive, I’d murder both the sewing machine and the computer. It’s fortunate that I live alone. The cats are safe, only because both of them are cleverer and faster than I am. If you don’t hear from me for a while, it might be a good idea to send someone over to check. The only one left for me to kill is me. MM