So there I was, sitting in the little change room in the Day Surgery section, waiting to have some tests done.  I was contemplating just how glamourous I felt in my paper shower cap and the fetching little hospital gown with the shoulder snaps and the belt half tied around my waist, nonchalantly leaving most of my backside exposed.   The nurse had said “you can leave your sox on”… (sounds like a cue for a song, I thought, amusing myself… ).  My reverie was interrupted when she returned.  First thing she said, pointing to my head…”Those are paper undies.”   Oh, glamourous me– with my paper panties on my head…          MM